Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

A HUSBAND'S MESSAGE TO HER WIFE!

By: AAMIR On: 1:06 pm
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  • Break UP...DO iT righT

    By: AAMIR On: 11:25 am
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  • VALENTINES DAY IN STONE AGE

    By: AAMIR On: 11:13 pm
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  • Sometimes, when a true love doesn't die - You have to kill it

    By: AAMIR On: 10:54 pm
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  • Sometimes, when a true love doesn't die - You have to kill it

    What does A Girls Profile Pic Tells You ??

    By: AAMIR On: 12:48 pm
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  • 1. If she is very beautiful with 1000's of

                                                            friends , its fake ...


    2. Her profile pic has lovely Selena Gomez on it, she is

                                                               shy , ugly or both 


    3. There is a guy in the pic along with her,... she


    is already booked 


    4. There are more than one girl in the pic,.... she


    is most probably the ugliest one 


    5. The pic is taken from a side angle of her


    face.... she is most probably fat 


    6. The pic is taken from far away.... definitely


    not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your


    eye lenses to figure out more of her 


    7. The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other


    stupid thing,... most probably a teen who needs


    to grow up 


    8. A pic with a ugly face.... click the back button


    as soon as you can before anyone catches you


    red handed.. 


    9. A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info


    hidden,... she is probably the one for you :P... but


    don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend


    request


                                                                              ......... 


    10. A pic with a guy's face,.... ahem ahem wrong




    number... 

    Top 10 Surprising Facts About Valentine’s Day

    By: AAMIR On: 10:05 am
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  • While most women consider Valentine’s Day to be a celebration of love and intimacy, many men consider it nothing more than an artificial holiday cooked up by the floral and greeting card industries. While the reality might rest somewhere in between, a few interesting statistics prove that February 14 is a significant day. However, exactly what makes it significant may surprise you.

    10. Women Spend Half As Much As Men




    Although women tend to make a bigger deal about Valentine’s Day than men, when it comes to money spent, they are only half as committed to the holiday as their masculine counterparts. Last year, on average, each American male spent over $150 dollars on his respective love interest. The average woman, on the other hand, dolled out only 85 bucks.

    9. Condom Sales Are Highest on Valentine’s Day


    According to condom giant Durex, prophylactic sales are about 25 percent higher than usual on Valentine’s Day. This interesting fact may help explain the statistics reported in fact ten. The reality is that men become awfully generous around February 14 and fact number nine seems to reveal why.

    8. March and Pregnancy Tests go Hand in Hand


    This interesting fact seems to follow naturally from number nine. Statistically, at-home pregnancy test sales reach their zenith in the month following Valentine’s Day as the consequences of all those romantic couplings are realized.

    7. Florists Make A Killing Around Valentine’s Day


    It may come as no surprise to learn that florists tend to jack up their prices around February 14. However, the actual dollar amounts are eye-popping. The cost of a dozen roses skyrockets as much as 30 percent around the romantic season reaching as high as $100 when individual stocks run low.

    6. Millions Purchase Valentines for Their Pets


    You may think the day of love is only for those in romantic relationships. However, single people need love too, and when a suitable human is not available, they turn to the next best thing. According to several surveys, as many as nine million people purchase Valentine’s Day presents for their pets each year.


    5. Women Don’t Need Men on Valentine’s Day


    If you’ve ever seen women comparing Valentine’s Day bouquets at the office, you know size does matter. However, as far as many women are concerned, anything is better than nothing. Surprisingly, as much as 15 percent of American women send themselves roses on February 14 to save face in front of their judging co-workers.

    4. Romance is Only A Tiny Part Valentine’s Day


    Although it may seem like the greeting card industry relies on the promise of sex for much of its sales, romantic encounters have nothing to do with the majority of their profits. Statistically, most Valentine money is spent on teachers, followed by children, moms and, finally, wives and girlfriends.

    3. Women Prefer Cards to Flowers


    When it comes to Valentines Day, women are relatively miserly compared to their free-spending husbands and boyfriends. However, they do appear to rank higher in sentimentality. Of the one billion valentines purchased every year, females are responsible for over 80 percent of all sales.

    2. Flowers Are A Man’s Best Friend


    While women prefer to express their romantic feelings through a carefully-selected greeting card, men seem to prefer the traditional means. Husbands and boyfriends buy over seventy percent of all the flowers bought on Valentine’s Day each year.

    1. In Japan, Men Receive More Valentines


    Just as mega-jeweler De Beers used clever marketing to cultivated the traditional presentation of a diamond as an engagement present in the U.S., Japanese companies have forged a similar campaign to encourage spending on Valentine’s Day. Except their marketing ploy is aimed at women. Thanks to a powerful campaign by the Japan’s chocolate industry, Japanese women are now traditionally expected to purchase chocolate for their men every Valentine’s Day.
    by Ryan Lawrence



    Men And Women - Are different

    By: AAMIR On: 6:30 pm
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  • Men And Women - Are different

    HOW TO AVOID TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS..LOL

    By: AAMIR On: 1:27 pm
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  • MEN vs WOMEN

    By: AAMIR On: 11:22 pm
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  • HOW COUPLES SLEEP AT NIGHT

    By: AAMIR On: 11:12 pm
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  • A woman has only two problems

    By: AAMIR On: 6:34 pm
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  • A woman has only two problems - 1. Nothing to wear      2. No room for all the clothes

    How to understand a woman - First tome

    By: AAMIR On: 6:04 pm
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  • How to understand a woman - First tome

    Principles of girls - Killing us

    By: AAMIR On: 6:03 pm
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  • Principles of girls - Killing us

    Caught Red-Handed! (Funny)

    By: AAMIR On: 8:48 am
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  • Understanding Female Logic

    By: AAMIR On: 8:46 am
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  •  Women are so different from men. A simple question can knock them off balance, so don’t be surprised if their answer to your question will shock or upset you. You have no idea what’s going on in their minds, but this comics will help you to understand female logic.

    Top 10 Dangerous Words and Phrases Women LOVE to Use

    By: AAMIR On: 8:20 pm
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  • 10. You are not wearing THAT, are you?

     9. What are you doing? Do you have to do this now?

    8. Listen to me! Are you listening???

     

    7. Do you know what day is today?

      6. You’re right, I should do that (…)

      5. The decision is yours

     4. Nothing

     

    3. Is there anything new you want to try in bed tonight?

     

    2. Whatever

     

    1. We need to talk – the “Come to Jesus” meeting